The Babysitter Upstairs

The text said, Kids are asleep. I’m heading downstairs now.

My wife read it over my shoulder.

We do not have children.

Our house does not have an upstairs.

At 9:16 on Friday night, we were sitting on the couch watching a program about people buying cabins they could not afford. Rain clicked against the living-room windows. The text came from an unknown local number.

“Wrong number,” Mara said, but she took my phone before I could answer.

Then something walked across the ceiling.

Four steps, directly above us.

Dust sifted from the seam around the light fixture and sparkled in the television glow.

Our house was a one-story ranch built in 1958. Above the drywall was an attic crawlspace, eighteen inches high at the edges and perhaps four feet beneath the ridge. The only access was a square hatch in the hall closet. You could crawl up there. You could not walk.

The sound crossed from the kitchen side of the ceiling to the hallway. Heel. Toe. Heel. Toe.

I muted the television.

Mara said, “Raccoon.”

“In shoes?”

My phone vibrated.

It won’t let me come down.

I typed: You have the wrong number. What address are you at?

The reply arrived before I set the phone down.

14 Nettle Lane. Red door. Please tell Mrs. Vale I need to go home.

We lived at 14 Nettle Lane. Our door was red.

The town called our road Nettle Lane, and every street sign said Nettle. But the post office had entered it as NETEL LN in its database in 1974. That misspelling appeared on utility bills, tax notices, and nowhere a stranger could guess.

Another message came.

NETEL LN on the mail.

Mara stood so fast her knee struck the coffee table.

“Call the police.”

I did. The dispatcher asked whether someone had entered the house. I said I did not know. She asked whether we had seen anyone. I said no. I heard myself describing footsteps above a ceiling too low for feet and hated how each accurate detail weakened the next.

Two officers arrived seven minutes later, rain silvering their shoulders.

Officer Bell checked the doors and windows. Officer Ames took my phone and copied the number. She called it from hers. We all heard a faint electronic chirp inside the house.

It came from the hall closet.

Bell drew his weapon.

He opened the closet door. Coats, vacuum, folded grocery bags. The chirping had stopped. He pulled the cord for the bare bulb and looked up at the attic hatch.

There were scratches in the white paint around it.

I had painted that closet in June. The marks were fresh, four parallel grooves exposing brown wood.

Bell fetched a ladder. He pushed the hatch up with a broom handle, waited, then raised his flashlight and head through the opening.

“Clear,” he called.

He climbed in on his elbows. Insulation shifted. A minute later, he came down holding a child’s pink plastic phone.

It was the kind with six buttons and cartoon animals. Mud clogged the speaker holes. When Ames pressed the blue button, it made the chirp we had heard.

“Not cellular,” she said.

My real phone vibrated in her other hand.

He found my old phone.

All four of us looked at the attic hatch.

Bell went up again, this time with Ames behind him. They searched for twenty minutes. The attic vents were intact. The insulation lay smooth except where Bell had crawled. No footprints. No animal droppings. No opening large enough for a person.

They found one more thing: a paper bracelet from St. Agnes Children’s Hospital, yellowed and brittle, caught around a roofing nail.

The printed name had faded. The date remained.

OCT 12 1987.

Mara took a photograph before Bell sealed it in an evidence bag. She had spent six months telling me the house felt edited; I had called that renovation anxiety. Now neither of us said it.

The officers stayed until the rain thinned. They traced the texts to a prepaid number that stopped responding. Bell advised us to sleep elsewhere while they checked the property in daylight.

We went to a hotel.

At 2:03 a.m., my phone received one final message.

Mrs. Vale is downstairs now.

We did not return until Monday.

The police found no intruder. The prepaid account had been activated that Friday with cash at a gas station forty miles away. Its only activity was five texts to me and one failed call from Officer Ames. The hospital had closed in 1996, and its paper records had been destroyed in a flood.

“Somebody is scaring you,” Bell said. “Probably somebody who knows the house.”

So I began with the house.